Big Bang Theory第一季 11集：The Pancake Batter Anomaly

-Sheldon: Checkmate.

checkmate：将死

将军

-Leonard: Again？

-Sheldon: Obviously，you are not well suited for three-dimensional chess

three-dimensional：三维的

很显然，你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋。

Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed.

你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏。

-Leonard: Just reset the board.

reset: 重新设定

这盘重来。

-Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.

humbling：令人羞辱的

这么多层都得我让你，还真丢脸阿。

-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?

-Leonard: Yeah, right here

How was Nebraska？

-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota。

I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.

-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t draw that conclusion.

All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.

-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.

-Leonard: How’s your family

-Penny: It was the worst trip.

Everyone got sick over the weekend.

-Leonard: Sick？

-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick?

-Penny: The flu, I guess.

-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know.

Now, when did the symptoms first appear?

symptom：症状

第一次出现症状是在什么时候？

-Penny: Maybe Friday.

-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?

-Penny: I-I don’t…

-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?

-Leonard: Sheldon, relax.

She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.

contagious：传染性的

她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。

-Sheldon: Oh, please.

If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousand of years ago.

Influenza：流行性感冒

如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。

Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the rummy nose.

homo ：人 rummy：危险的

在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的年代,能人们肯定会想方设法干掉流着鼻涕的家伙的。

-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.

germaphobe：【病理恐惧】

Penny，你要原谅Sheldon，他有点病理恐惧。

-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.

-Sheldon: Thanks for your consideration, now please leave.

-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts spraying you with Iysol.

-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.

-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.

-Sheldon: What?

-Leonard: What the hell are you doing?

-Sheldon: I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures.

petri dish：培养皿 culture：种植

我在进行咽拭子培养

-Leonard: With lime Jell-O?

lime：柠檬

用酸橙果冻?

-Sheldon: I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.

growth medium：培养基 polish off：（飞快地）完成 apricot：杏子 yogurt：酸奶

我需要一个生长培养基，而杏仁酸奶却被扫荡一空。

-Sheldon: Here, swab my throat.

swab：擦净

过来，取一下我喉咙的样本。

-Leonard: I don't think so.

-Sheldon: Leonard, if I'm going to get ahead of this thing, I need to find out what's growing in my throat.

-Leonard: Sheldon, you are not sick. This is, but you are not.

-Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny has introduced into our environment.

pathogen：病原体 typhoid：伤寒的

我们不知道Penny 会把哪种伤寒病菌带进来。

For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies.

antibodies：抗体

我从没有去过内布拉斯加州,我很确定我身体里没有那种病菌的抗体。

-Leonard: Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting?

overreact：反应过度

Sheldon 你没觉得你过度紧张了么？

-Sheldon: When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance.

comatose：昏睡的 inferior：次等的

在我躺在医院不省人事，要靠那些庸医来救我时，这些果冻样本和我随身的笔记多少会提高点我活命的机率。

-Leonard: I'm going back to bed.

-Sheldon: Wait. Put this in the bathroom.

-Leonard: What for?

-Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.

fluid intake：液体摄取 kidney：肾脏 shut down: 停工

我要记录我体内水分的摄入和流失来确认我的肾脏功能是否良好。

-Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this!

batter: 糊状物

我用这个来搅拌做薄煎饼的材料!

-Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

-Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup"?

label：标签 urine：尿

你有空把房间里所有东西都贴上标记，甚至包括记号笔，怎么就不腾出10秒在这上面写"尿杯"?

-Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom.

-Leonard: Huh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.

-Sheldon: Oh, dear God. Leonard!

Leonard, I'm sick!

Leonard!

Leonard, I'm sick!

Leonard?

Leonard?

Leonard?

Leonard, my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.

comforter：【羊毛围巾】 sinuses：鼻窦 bend over：伏在…上面

Leonard 我毯子掉地上了，而且我弯腰时鼻窦疼。

Leonard?

-Leonard: Hey.

-Sheldon: Leonard, where are you?

-Leonard: I'm at work.

-Sheldon: At 6:30 in the morning?

-Leonard: Yes.

-Sheldon: On Sunday?

-Leonard: Yes.

-Sheldon: Why?

-Leonard: They asked me to come in.

-Sheldon: I didn't hear the phone ring.

-Leonard: They texted me.

-Sheldon: Well, as I predicted, I am sick.

My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m., and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate.

exponentially：成倍的 sputum：痰 alarming：惊人的

我体温从早上2点钟开始持续上升，而且我的痰也多到警戒水平了。

-Leonard: No kidding?

-Sheldon: No not only that, it has shifted from clear to milky green.

-Leonard: All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.

-Sheldon: What else would I drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma?

ionized：电离的 plasma：血浆

我能喝什么汽油固体还是血浆?

-Leonard: Drink whatever you want.

-Sheldon: I want soup.

-Leonard: Then make soup.

-Sheldon: We don't have soup.

-Leonard: I'm at work, Sheldon.

-Sheldon: Is that a dog?

-Leonard: Yes.

-Sheldon: In the lab?

-Leonard: Yes.

They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists.

centrifuge：离心机

他们在训练狗用离心机，因为他们想让狗帮盲人科学家操纵这机器。

I have to go.

-Old Lady: Howard, it's the phone!

-Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone!

-Old Lady: Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour?!

ungodly：无良心的

谁有病在这个时候打来?!

-Howard: I don't know!

-Old Lady: Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour!

-Howard: How can I ask them when I'm talking to you?!

Hello.

-Leonard: Howard, it's Leonard. Code milky green.

-Howard: Dear Lord, not milky green.

-Leonard: Affirmative. With fever.

affirmative：肯定语

已经确认了，还发烧。

-Old Lady: Who's on the phone?!

-Howard: It's Leonard!

-Old Lady: Why is he calling?!

-Howard: Sheldon's sick!

-Old Lady: Were you playing with him?!

-Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old!

-Old Lady: Excuse me, Mr. Grownup!

-Old Lady: What do you want for breakfast?!

-Howard: Chocolate milk and Eggs, please!

-Leonard: Howard, listen to me.

-Howard: Hang on. Call waiting.

-Leonard: No, don't, don't...!

-Howard: Hello.

-Sheldon: Howard, I'm sick.

-Howard: Howard's sleeping. This is his mother!

Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?

-Sheldon: I need soup.

-Howard: Then call your own mother!

It was Sheldon.

-Leonard: I tried to stop you.

-Howard: It's my own fault.

I forgot the protocol we put in place after The Great Ear Infection of '06.

protocol：协议

我忘了我们在06年"大耳朵感染"后的协议了。

-Leonard: You call Koothrappali.

We need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours.

-Howard: Stand by.

-Howard: Ma, can my friends come over?

-Old Lady: I just had the carpet steamed!

-Howard: That's a negatory.

negatory：否决的

此路不通。

But there's a Planet of The Apes marathon at the NuArt today.

-Leonard: Five movies, two hours apiece....it's a start.

-Woman: Homeless, crazy guy at table 18.

-Penny: No, just crazy.

Sheldon, what are you doing here?

-Sheldon: I'm sick. Thank you very much.

-Penny: How could you have gotten if from me?

I'm not sick.

-Sheldon: You're a carrier.

All these people here are doomed.

You're doomed!

-Penny: Sheldon, what do you want?

-Sheldon: I want soup.

-Penny: Why didn't you...?

Why didn't you just have soup at home?

-Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187.

Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?

-Penny: You can have soup delivered.

-Sheldon: I did not think of that.

Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.

febrile delirium：发热谵妄

显然，高烧已经让我开始神志不清了。

Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for.

-Penny: Okay, what kind of soup do you want?

-Sheldon: Well, my mother used to make me this split pea with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons.

crouton：油煎的面包丁

我妈妈以前经常给我做豌豆汤加点法兰克香肠和自制的烤面包片。

-Penny: We have chicken, tortilla and potato leek.

-Sheldon: Could I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade croutons?

-Penny: No.

-Sheldon: Then surprise me.

Would you call that "moss green" or "forest green"?

-Leonard: Look at this.

Everyone went chimp.

chimp：黑猩猩

每个人都扮黑猩猩。

-Rajesh: I'd like to point out that I voted for orangutan, but you shouted me down.

orangutan：猩猩

我就说我们应该扮类人猿的，你死活不让。

-Leonard: Oh, hi, Penny.

-Penny: Hey, where are you?

-Leonard: I'm, uh, at work.

-Penny: You sound funny.

-Leonard: Look. I'm, uh, in a radiation suit.

radiation：辐射

我...我穿着防辐射服呢。

What's up?

-Penny: Yeah, I'm at work, too, and you'll never guess who's here infecting my entire station.

infect：传染

我也在工作呢，你不会猜到谁在这里把病菌传给这所有的客人。

-Leonard: Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.

Just tell him to go home.

-Penny: He won't leave.

He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus, and someone will harvest his organs.

pass out:[俚]晕倒

他说他怕昏倒在公车上，有人会偷他的器官。

-Leonard: He's panicked, and he's established a nest.

-Penny: Can you please come get him?

-Leonard: Uh, yeah, I'd be, I'd be happy to, Penny.

Oh, my God, there's a breach in the radiation unit!

breach：裂口

天哪，辐射单位有个裂口!

The whole city is in jeopardy!

jeopardy：危险

整个城市都很危险!

Oh, my God! The containment vessel's melting. Gotta go. Bye!

containment vessel：安全壳

核反应堆安全壳快融化了，我得挂了，拜!

I feel really guilty.

-Howard: You did what you had to do.

Take your stinking paws off my popcorn, you damn dirty ape!

stinking：发臭的

把你的爪子从我的爆米花上挪开，你这臭猿人!

-Sheldon: Thanks for bringing me home.

-Penny: That's okay.

I didn't really need to work today.

It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything.

-Sheldon: Good, good.

Okay, well, you feel better.

-Sheldon: Wait.

Where are you going?

-Penny: Um... home...to write some bad checks.

-Sheldon: You're going to leave me?

-Penny: Hey, Sheldon, you are a grown man.

Haven't you ever been sick before?

-Sheldon: Of course, but not by myself.

-Penny: Really? Never?

-Sheldon: Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.

-Penny: Studying abroad?

-Sheldon: No. Visiting professor.

Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to,

cuisine：烹饪

总之，那里所有吃的都有香肠，让我很不习惯，

And the result was an internal Blitzkrieg, with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.

-Penny: And there was no one there to take care of you?

-Sheldon: No. My mom had to fly back to Texas to help my dad, because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again.

-Penny: Again?

-Sheldon: It was tornado season.

And it was an aluminum house.

aluminum：铝

那房子是铝做的。

Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English. and when I finally managed to convince her I was sick,

residence：住宅

总之，那的宿舍管理员不会说英语，当我终于让她明白我病了，

She said, "Mochtest du eine Darmspfilung?"

-Penny: What does that mean?

-Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, would you like an enema?

enema：灌肠剂

就当时的情形，我猜应该是你需要灌肠吗?

-Penny: Okay, sweetie. I'll take care of you.

What do you need?

-Sheldon: Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.

-Penny: Okay, ground rules: no baths, and definitely no enemas.

-Sheldon: Agreed.

-Rajesh: Here we go. Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness.

-Leonard: Damn it, my glasses.

Okay, I'm blind here, guys.

Can you help me find them?

-Howard: Sorry.

-Rajesh: Okay.

-Howard: Found them.

-Leonard: Oh, great.

-Howard: I'm sorry. Don't you have a spare?

-Leonard: Yeah. At home.

-Rajesh: Well, if you leave now, you can be back before the gorillas rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.

-Howard: Unless Sheldon's there, in which case, you'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper- neurotic snot web.

whiny：好发牢骚的 neurotic：神经病的 snot：鼻水

最好Sheldon不在家，万一在，你就会被他的牢骚，神经质和鼻涕拖住回不来了。

-Leonard: Hi. Penny?

Uh, I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant?

Okay, that was very nice of you.

Okay, I am going to go. Got kind of a full-blown Chernobyl thing here.

Going to go. Bye.

He's home. I'm screwed.

Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y blurriness.

-Rajesh: How about Lasik?

-Leonard: You want me to get eye surgery?

-Rajesh: Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon, or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?

corneas：角膜 laser beam：激光束

那你是想回家陪Sheldon，还是用激光刀，让你的角膜再次冒险之旅?

-Rajesh: Well?

-Leonard: I'm thinking.

-Penny: Okay, nice and cozy.

Okay? I'll see you later.

-Sheldon: Wait. Will you please rub this on my chest?

rub：擦

等等。你能不能把这个涂在我胸口上?

-Penny: Oh, Sheldon, can't you do that yourself?

-Sheldon: VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.

-Penny: But, Sheldon...

-Sheldon: Please, please, please, please, please?

-Penny: I can't believe I'm doing this.

-Sheldon: No, no. Counterclockwise, or my chest hair mats.

counterclockwise：逆时针

不，逆时针，否则我胸毛会缠起来的。

-Penny: Sorry.

-Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?

-Penny: What?

-Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.

-Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.

-Sheldon: I'll teach you.

* Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur *

* Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. *

Now you.

-Penny: * Soft kitty, warm kitty... *

-Sheldon: * Little ball of fur *

Keep rubbing.

-Penny: Little ball of fur

-Leonard: What do you see? What do you see?

-Rajesh: I can't. The living room appears to be empty.

-Leonard: He must be in his bedroom.

My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.

-Howard: I'm not going in there.

-Leonard: Raj?

-Rajesh: No way, Jose.

-Leonard: But I can't do it. I can't see anything.

-Howard: It's all right.

Wireless minicam and Bluetooth headset.

We'll be your eyes.

-Leonard: Fine.

-Howard: One more thing. This is a subsonic impact sensor.

subsonic：次音速的 sensor：传感器

还有，这是一个音速感应器。

If Sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk, is device will register it and send a signal to the laptop.

device：装置

如果Sheldon下床，开始讲话，它发生会发信号到电脑上。

At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick Sheldon, you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.

ambulatory：可行走的

那个时候，基于房间的地理位置和Sheldon的位移速度，你大概有7秒钟离开屋子，不管有没有拿到眼镜。

-Leonard: Won't my footsteps set it off?

-Howard: No. You'll be on your hands and knees.

Now, you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to Sheldon's room.

-Leonard: Look, how do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?

-Howard: Stay low. Bear left. Now keep true.

-Leonard: What?

-Howard: It means "go straight."

-Leonard: Then just say, "Go straight."

-Howard: You don't say, "Go straight." When you're giving bearings, you say, "Keep true."

-Leonard: All right. I just hit my head.

-Howard: Because you didn't keep true.

Okay, turn right.

-Rajesh: The, the picture's breaking up.

-Howard: Angle your head to the right.

angle：角度

头右转。

Now, a little more.

Little more.

That's it.

Now, just keep true.

All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room.

Deploy the sensor.

deploy：展开

把感应器放好。

Now, turn it on.

-Leonard: It wasn't on?

-Howard: No.

-Leonard: Then why did I have to crawl?

crawl：爬

那我为什么要爬着进来?

-Howard: No, I guess you didn't.

-Leonard: Okay, it's on.

-Howard: Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

-Leonard: I know.

-Howard: Hang on. The sensor's picking up something.

Turn your head back.

-Penny: You rat bastard.

rat bastard: 大坏蛋

你这大混蛋。

-Howard: old you the sensor would work.

-Leonard: Hi.

-Penny: You deliberately stuck me with Sheldon.

-Leonard: Come on, I had to.

You see what he's like?

-Sheldon: Penny? Penny, I'm hungry.

-Penny: Uh, it's okay, sweetie.

Good news! Leonard's home!

-Leonard: Nooo!

-Penny: Here you go. Good luck. Bye.

-Leonard: Wait, wait.

-Sheldon: Leonard! I'm hungry!

-Leonard: Penny, take me with you!

-Sheldon: Leonard? I want grilled cheese.

grilled:烤的

Leonard? 我要烤奶酪。

Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?

-Leonard: I don't think Penny's ever coming here again.

-Sheldon: I'm very congested.

congested：拥挤的

我鼻子塞得厉害。

-Leonard: Yeah? So?

-Sheldon: Could you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey buster labeled "mucous"?

mucous：黏液

你能不能到厨房帮我把那根标着"黏液"的吸管拿来?

-Leonard: If I stand, I'll vomit.

vomit：吐出

如果我还站得起来我铁定去吐了

-Sheldon: Under the sink, in a Tupper Ware bowl.

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